| 1. | Cutting Off The Hand That Steals From Me | 125 sec | Download MP3 |
| 2. | This Should Have Been An Instrumental | 159 sec | Download MP3 |
| 3. | Talk About It? Television Was My Babysitter. Violence Is All I Know | 115 sec | Download MP3 |
| 4. | Canker Part III | 227 sec | Download MP3 |
| 5. | Standing Outside The Backs Of Vans | 154 sec | Download MP3 |
| 6. | The Eternal Struggle Between Good And Evil. Star Wars Versus Star Trek | 158 sec | Download MP3 |
| 7. | Shannon's Verbosity Is Appalling | 179 sec | Download MP3 |
| 8. | They Even Stole Kyle's Unicorn Button | 172 sec | Download MP3 |
| 9. | Spreading God's Word Through Satan's Music | 78 sec | Download MP3 |
| 10. | The Oktoberfest Of Our Discontent | 246 sec | Download MP3 |
